Mhm. Don't fuck with weird sparkly shortbread things that're meant for little girls. Even if you made 'em. Got it.
[He slopes off at the request, crouching down to retrieve one, two, three, no, four pots of the product placement love of his life, placing them on the counter as he moves to a tap intended for outputting boiling water.
The containers sit where they are, and he fills a pan about half-way with the steaming liquid before carrying it back. It's placed on the counter, and one by one, each lid of each container of processed, sodium-soaked goodness, is dumped in.
Each accompanying sachet of artificial colour and flavour is added shortly afterward, and he stirs the lot together. When he's done, he moves to Ignis while carrying it, his tone careful.]
Watch it. Hot water.
[Once that's placed safely on the stove, and put on a low heat to keep the temperature...
...He kind of sort of moves behind Ignis as he works, daring to slip an inked arm around his waist. lightly. So he can easily maneuver around it if he wanted. Lightly enough too to easily be passed off as an attempt to get into a drawer. For something or other.
...If he needed to. It would depend how Ignis reacted.]
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[He slopes off at the request, crouching down to retrieve one, two, three, no, four pots of the
product placementlove of his life, placing them on the counter as he moves to a tap intended for outputting boiling water.The containers sit where they are, and he fills a pan about half-way with the steaming liquid before carrying it back. It's placed on the counter, and one by one, each lid of each container of processed, sodium-soaked goodness, is dumped in.
Each accompanying sachet of artificial colour and flavour is added shortly afterward, and he stirs the lot together. When he's done, he moves to Ignis while carrying it, his tone careful.]
Watch it. Hot water.
[Once that's placed safely on the stove, and put on a low heat to keep the temperature...
...He kind of sort of moves behind Ignis as he works, daring to slip an inked arm around his waist. lightly. So he can easily maneuver around it if he wanted. Lightly enough too to easily be passed off as an attempt to get into a drawer. For something or other.
...If he needed to. It would depend how Ignis reacted.]